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72213 No.269599   [Delete]   [Edit]  [Reply]

Lol, internet. I feel sad that I missed the birth of this meme.

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>>269739
It is fake. If you see in the fanfiction.com's author page which link was given before, the author got a site.It says he had 2 fanfiction.com profiles, and the Repercussions of Evil one was one of the joke profile's fic.

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I preferred whoever wrote Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences.

No! JOHN FREEMAN RUN OUT OF HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZrkOTzPUC4&mode=related&search= for full.

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>>269749
I already linked to that here:
>>269636
And it's better quality, too, if you ask me.

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>>269749
BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!

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>>269750

No, you linked to the shit version.

Lame animation and terrible sound effects.

My version has AWESOME animation and lacks sound effects because it is an Epic READING, not and Epic Viewing.

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They're both ok.

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>>269800
Then why bother pointing out the "AWESOME" animation? Why bother have an animation in the first place? If you just want to hear it read, just get the MP3.

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>>269801
Indeed, both are of good quality.

The reading, too, is jawesome.

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>>269807

BECAUSE I WANT TO PRETEND THAT I'M BETTER THAN HE IS.

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OT: A conundrum.

The good news: You get to have sex with Etna.
The bad news: See attached picture.

Would you, or wouldn't you?

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strap-on is strapped... i hope

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I'd hit it. As long as the...bird thing isn't involved.

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o_O

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I'D HIT IT. NO MATTER WHAT THE COST.

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Fuck yes.

Being pegged is one of my fantasies.

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>>269933
careful, prinnies can explode

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I'd let her hit me



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21834 No.270075   [Delete]
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new ipods zomg

apple.com

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eh... same problem, looks like, with iphone, that being that greasetracks are annoying

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My Zen still hasnt broke.

Nondisposable mp3 players ftw. -_o

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>>270080

Creative ZenTouch or whatever?

My friend had one of those, the case is completely missing, parts fall out every now and then, yet it still works..

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>>270081
I've got me an iRiver E10
Aside from the screen turning on whenever I try to skip/change volume/anything and draining the battery like crazy, it fucking pwns. Flash memory > harddrive

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Yay.. well looks like I'm not going to be buying anything after this for a while.

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I use a Zen Vision M 30gb. Dropped it a dozen times from chest level to concrete and still works like the day I bought it... and scratches.

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>>270081

Yep, a 20GB Touch. I wish I had waited a few more moneths until the Sleeks came out for the same price. I would have loved to have an FM tuner and 5-band EQ.

I've dropped mine on concrete several times. The "Next" button is a little flaky now, though.



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/r/ by some people

Story: Forbidden Fruit.

Chapter 1: Innermost Feelings

Kouta, Mayu, Nana, and Yuka sat huddled around the dinner table on a quiet summer evening enjoying each other’s company at the Maple Inn. Mayu was especially happy whenever it was suppertime. Not because of the food but how nice it felt to be with her family. No matter how bad her day might have been she always liked to come home to people that loved her.

Tonight’s topics were tossed back and forth from person to person just as they had every night before. None of which Mayu had paid any particular interest in. Right now she was more interested in looking at Nana.

For several nights now she had found herself eyeing her best friend from across the table, particularly when she was wearing her school uniform. Mayu loved the way the pink-haired girl looked in it. The smoothness of her bare legs was something that the raven-haired girl had come to admire more recently. And that wasn’t all that Mayu was interested in either…

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he had torn the young girl apart, a fact that had been haunting her ever since that day...

[Don’t be ridiculous. You’d be the one limping out of there if you hadn’t retaliated.]

Lucy cursed her inner voice. “No, that’s not true.”

[Liar, you wanted to hurt her, to teach her a lesson, and you succeeded.]

“Who the hell are you anyway?”

[I’m the one that’s pulling the strings, that’s who. It’s just a matter of time until I get to control you…]

“What? Get the hell out of my head! I don’t want to hurt anybody anymore!”

[So you say…]

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It was a foolish thing to do, especially given her age and total lack of fear, but after coming back from the ‘grave’ as it were, her emotions were often times overpowering.

As the sound echoed off into the distance, Lucy slowly brought the white blanket down from her face. She still couldn’t believe how such a natural occurrence as lightning was able to scare her so easily.

Maybe it was because it sounded so much like gunshots…

Then she noticed that her bed sheets had been ripped to shreds.

‘Great…’

Lucy let out an exasperated sigh. “This is just what I needed.” She thought sarcastically.

She tore the blankets off her body (or what was left of them) and stood up, the dull pain in her head throbbing.

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She watched in awe as Mayu buried her head between Nana’s legs, her tongue pushing inside of her tight pink folds. The pink haired girl writhed on the bed as she moaned, her cute kawaii voice ringing softly in the air.

‘Oh my…’

A notable tinge of pink bloomed on Lucy’s cheeks. She wanted to run away from this sight, to purge her memory of the naked bodies entwined together, but something was wrong…she was liking it.

The dull throbbing in her head returned, along with a strange tingling that covered her entire body. Her breathing deepened as she watched Nana writhe on the bed beneath her raven haired counterpart, moaning. Heat pooled in her womb like molten glass, causing her to shake with restrained pleasure as it surged through her bloodstream.

She couldn’t deny it, she couldn’t help it. Her own body was taking control of what to feel.

She was aroused.

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Lucy shifted her legs slightly as several of them stroked her backside, moaning as the cold digits squeezed her rump hard, pushing the soft flesh between their smooth fingers.

[Mmmmm,] the inner voice cooed. [-So juicy…]

The Diclonius couldn’t help but blush, not used to hearing such dirty words being uttered about her own body. She moved her fingers harder against herself as Nana arched her back and moaned, her sweet juices running down her thighs, coating her skin in nectar.

[Ooooooh, that’s it…]

By now her shirt had been reduced to tatters, and slid gracefully off her glistening body to the floor. Lucy kept her movements slow, her fingers rubbing against her slick lips while her vectors caressed her thighs, breasts, and backside in gentle and hard stokes. Strange, she had never thought of using her vectors like this, and it was helping her to get off in the process.

Nana’s head rolled on the pillow as Mayu continued to delve into her, making Lucy utter a low “Oh,” in desire.

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Everything came rushing back now, and she suddenly realized that she had just pleasured herself with none other than Nana in mind.

‘Why… why do I feel this way for her…?’

She no longer had the nerve to go in and tell Nana the things that bothered her the most. In fact, they had just doubled.

‘Kouta…I love, Kouta…’ No matter how many times she thought his name, her thoughts kept wandering back to that sweet, innocent face of someone else, Nana.

Looking up, she noticed that the two girls were getting ready for a second round, this time Nana being the one to please.

Lucy still felt that tingle from before, and watching Mayu wrap her ever soft legs around Nana’s waist made her want to start all over.

The scarlet haired girl moved into a sitting position on the ground and spread her legs wide, her labia already wet and waiting. Lucy teased her wet entrance with her fingers, idly spreading her swollen lips with one hand while she watched the two girls go at it. She listened to Mayu moan as Nana’s hand moved inside her thighs, the sound alone making her horny again.

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“O-Oh, god…” Lucy moaned. She could feel it again, that familiar feeling of one’s climax nearing apex, this time stronger than ever. Lucy gasped in wanton lust as her vectors brought her higher and higher. It wouldn’t be long now…

Mayu’s moans were soon giving way into muted screams of delight, Nana’s head all but buried between the raven haired girl’s legs. Lucy couldn’t watch them anymore, the pleasure pouring into nearly tangible state. She closed her eyes as the waves built up inside her, tilting her head up in a silent scream of ecstasy.

Her vectors made one final lunge into her cherry blossom and stayed there, the juices pouring out of her pink flower, and that was all she needed. Her hips arched off the floor as she cried out, the pleasure rising into oblivion as she came.

“Aaaaahhhh—“, Lucy’s eyes rolled into the back of her head, nearly passing out from the sheer pleasure that flooded her. Mayu was hitting climax just in time too, though for someone else.

Electricity ran from her groin to her lower back as orgasm after glorious orgasm came crashing down on her, the juices practically soaking her hairless crotch. Lucy curled her toes as her vectors pumped into her again, despite the almost death grip her nether lips had on them, prolonging the experience for as long as possible.

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Lucy would put a stop to it... once and for all.

And the way things were now…she may never look at Kouta, Mayu, Yuka… or Nana, the same way again.

The scarlet-haired Diclonius shuddered, wrapping her arms around her slender waist: Nor her vectors, for that matter.

Some soft murmuring from within Mayu’s room broke her from her reverie. When she looked in, she saw that Mayu and Nana were sharing a passionate kiss, tiny beads of nectar falling away from the Sepelit's chin. It was really hot, their tongues darting out between pink lips, licking love nectar out of their mouths.

Thankfully, Lucy had had enough for one night; she wasn’t even sure if she could go through a third time. Instead she just watched, listening in on what they were saying with her pale, slender legs splayed out flat on the floor.

Nana pulled away, her magenta eyes sparkling, (“Let’s do that again!”)

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A short while later, Lucy had finished soaking in the warmth of Maple Inn’s most prodigious facility, the bath house, and was on her way back to her room.

The storm had all but died out outside, and for that she was truly thankful. Water and lightning didn’t exactly go well together with her.

Closing the sliding door behind her, Lucy silently padded across her room to the where the ornate-looking clothes drawer resided. Much like the maple floors of the house, the sole piece of furniture sitting in the corner was made of the same kind of wood. It even had the same finish.

‘No surprises there…’

[Kind of makes you wonder who built this place, ne?] She left the question open, though wasn’t expecting a response. Both of them just wanted to rest, not idle around with playful banter all night long. Or what was left of it anyway.

Rifling through her drawers, she found that oddly enough, most of her clothing was gone. No panties or sleepwear, (like she needed those to begin with) and absolutely no change of regular outfits either…

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In before Bel-Air

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At least I'm not the only person that liked Elfen Lied, though it was...odd.



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ITT: Pictures that were taken at just the right time.

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146635 No.269783   [Delete]
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Anyone play Defcon and up for a game?

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The only way to win is to not play
But fuck that, link me

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>>269784

http://www.everybody-dies.com/

I've got the game but its not on this box at the moment.

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>>269789
fails for pricetag
free full version or become an namefag

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isohunt.com?

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>>269802
Support indy developers, Only steal from the corporations, yadayadayada.

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>>269806
I'll steal from anyone who puts a price on something made from data.

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"We're not thieves. Well okay, we are thieves..."



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Derp

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This thread is damn oddish.



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302152 No.269772   [Delete]
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Longcat be Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

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bump 4 longcat popularity

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So i herd u liek mudkipz



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Here is a list of who made drama threads, whenever possible, please go back and delete yours. Pic related.

  1. Moon thread (anonymous)
  2. Promotions (anonymous)
  3. Kira
  4. Striker
  5. Big Dog (anonymous)
  6. Ed
  7. Ein
  8. Ed
  9. QUALITY Link (anon)
  10. Hot pockets guy (anon)
  11. Hansel and Gretel
  12. Rossiu
  13. Viral
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My official tribute to Rossiu finally getting what was coming to him:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gALfoFazTyM



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